Taking the piss out of your own user name...

Please join in for a laugh....

There was a poster called kev b
Who thought he was the best that can be.

He went to the game
Expecting fame.
When all the fans thought he was lame...

 

Nope can't do it, thereev is as near perfect as can be.

Hth

 

That would be hard...

But let me try


There was poster called thereev
Who took all the jokes he could theive
But when in the spotlight he was pretty *****
But that's ok cause he's thereev

(Please note I'm only joking and no harm intended)

 

There was a poster called JamDrop,
who along for a meet up she did pop.
Comments about her arse then ensued,
which were all rather crude,
Next time, at home she will stop!

Only joking of course

 

Reev reev pudding and pie
Told us jokes and made us cry
When the mods had their say
They turned him pink, and made him look gay.

 

red 24/7 is my name, Barnsley f c is to blame

loved them for many a year, not even distracted by poor play every year

because when your loyal and true ,you follow them whatever they do

so lets hope for good times to come ,if not just think of jam drops sexy bum

 

Extremely Northern is a lovely person

 

ha ha ha ha ha best poem ever, eat your heart out ian macmillan

 

There once was this bloke, Andy Mac
Who'd still do a job in attack
6 foot 1 and a bit
Makes Wilko look 5h1t
With 'proud to be Red' on his back


Badoom

 

As arabian_ian I come here to post,
Because Barnsley from England I like the most,
Arabs and Tykes oh what a mix,
As many a Saturday I'm in a fix,
If both get beat I'm down at the Tay,
Thinking of suicide because of their play,
But by Sunday morning I'm over the shock,
Waiting for Saturday and ready to rock.

 

There once was a bloke called the Reev
Who often I've wanted to leave
He sometimes posts sense
but mostly seems dense
Especially on Saturday Eve.

 

There once was this lass called JamDrop
Who swigs pints of lager like pop

.......... and the rest is history

 

I'm not going to make a rhyme
Because I can't keep in time.

But my username came from a misspelling of my high school nickname which is bad enough in itself.

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Pour some cola on it
ooh, in the name of Bob
Pour some cola on it
cumon fire him up
pour some cola on it
ooh, he cant get enough
he`s hot, sickly sweet
from his head down to his feet, yeah.

 

I'm Stahlrost, no longer have a ticket
I missed the do as I was at the cricket
Nice to hear about your butt
For me the talk would be my gut
Will try and make the next great party
But need a place more arty farty

 

I thought I heard you were out for a duck
I also heard you couldn`t give a ****.

 

I'm afraid the truth is rather boring, I only went to do the scoring

 

He only went to do the scoring, went to do the scoring.

R U Ronnie Glavin?

 

We dont think that crickets boring, cos owd Stahlrost keeps on scoring.

 

You may think this is rather odd, but I refer to him as God
'Twas long ago, the great Sir Ronnie, charmed us all with goals so bonnie.