Pissing

I've I've got a renegade foreskin or my Japseye is ******* boz wonk.

Went for a piss and it almost fired at right angles from the initial aim towards my knees.

Does anybody else suffer with this?

LJ perhaps?

 

Have you been putting it somewhere you shouldn't have ?

 

Ha ha even worse under floodlights tez.

 

C'mon somebody else must be doing the dual stream piss?


No?



Just me?

 

Gi thi foorskin a reight good pullback afoor tha starts that shud duh trick.

 

It only happens to top ******** ,big up fella,yet pipes just got a bit twisted,be ok in day or 2

 

I've been doing it years Red, so that figures.

I don't want to have to have half a wnak to have a piss. Should just be able zipp, lob, piss surely.

 

It seems that its also making you stutter.
I had the same problem about 30 years ago. Ended up with me having to be circumciised. Tell you more about it Setdy

 

I'll have it done in 2017 when the wife has already decided I'm having the chop.

Might get a deal.

 

Can't say I've ever had this problem, no.

 

Lazy.

 

Usually happens after a fumble, but can't say I've had it happen generally.

Great thread though.

 

Yep it's happened to me but it doesn't matter because my bell end nearly touches the water.

 

Not what your lass told me.

 

We have very deep water in our toilet. And I'm only 4ft tall. My balls rest on the porcelain.

 

Just cough for me.

Isnt this like what the BBS used to be?

 

You obviously weren't taught the proper pissing procedure as a child:-
1. Unzip pants
2. Whop it out
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Piss
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Knob back in and zip up

etc., etc.

 

Pull foreskin back? On every piss?

I bet you want Pat to walk way. Our club, our fans.

 

Yes. Usually caused by a stray pube.

 

Renegade foreskin......classic oldskool

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GJMUkLTBXEk