To Shave or Not to Shave

Interesting debate...

So are you a wannabe pornstar or are you still like Jay and have a George Bush going on?

For the girls on here, you can call your topiary silly names if you want.

 

So, personally speaking, I maintain a tight trim, but I accept that's a little bit 1998 (similarly, I still wear Calvin Kleins with the waistband slightly higher than my jeans, in a Marky Mark and the Funky bunch stylee).

 

Cool Look Bro'.

I've gone for the full scrotal and all of it is whipped off look. I saw it on a porn film, or was in it on the one show, anyway I digress.

Out of interest do you get the scissors on it or is it like the barbers where you go for a number 2 or summat?

 

Just the scissors, not the George Michael designer stubble look.

Is your look high maintenance? How frequently do you have to go back to the Turkish barbers to get it redone?

 

Scissors clippers or razor?

 

I have the full range of pubery. It's a bit unkempt at the moment but I do shave to the bone, clip and trim on occasions. I'm like a pubic chameleon, I could fit in on the set of a porno or the set of the original Planet of the Apes at various times.

 

I attempt to keep the little soldier in a short back and sides style, and pop a comb through what little is left.
I always maintain that if my Mrs gets a free "flossing" then it's too long.

However to digress, does anyone else have one bald bag and one hairy bag?
....... Or is that just me???

 

Every single hair that has ever grown below my Adam's apple remains in place and untouched by either scissors, razor or tweezers. Genuinely didn't know that blokes ****** about with themselves in that way.

I like real ale, my football team playing 4-4-2 and my pubes bushy.

 

I've only got the one bag. I think you should perhaps see your GP mate.

 

Thats a good idea Clowne. A BA from A Team might be in order.

 

hehe

 

I'm assuming Tea Bagging isnt allowed in your house?

 

I don't even know what it is. Straight sex no kissing all the way.

 

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No wonder my Mrs keeps going down there... She's never seen owt like it!

 

While I'm loathe to lower the tone of this thread, I should say that if I don't strim it back from time to time, my special place tends to resemble seventies era Woody Allen.

 

I'm all for a bit of 'manscaping'. Number one or two above with clippers and fully shaved everywhere else with a razor.

 

Am sporting the last chicken in Sainsburys look.

 

I just use my trusty beard-trimmer, I find it's the Paul Warhurst of beard-trimmers, in that it performs well at both ends.

 

Not in Barnsley.