I was thinking of opening a small zoo so I wrote a letter to London Zoo

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  1. Sup

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    "Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me two mongooses."

    I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again;

    "Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongeese."

    Nope, that still didn't sound right;

    "Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongi."

    Ahh, **** it, I thought,

    "Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.

    P.S. Send me another one."
     
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    Just take thereev & Dr Who/watsits
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    Do you swing in both directions sir?

    Cause the scales are tilting well in my direction:)
     
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    ??? No idea what you're getting at, or trying to achieve with your constant inane drivel
     
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