Went to school the other day and told the teacher that she didn't need to wipe her backside because she's 'Had a clean cut'. I take full responsibility for this, and I'm not sure whether to feel full with pride or rather embarassed. In fairness having just read a story with her before she went to school this morning, she also said the word tits, instead of 'this' which was clearly written in the book about Beachballs. I found that rather funny.
It was only at line three that I realised your child is a girl and "she" in line one was not the teacher.......
Now that would have been a different story, especially if said teacher was fit. She's not and that picture in my mind is somewhat haunting.
I can fully understand your pride in telling your daughter about the joys of the clean cut, at our age, a good no wiper is a rare and joyous occasion.
Much preferable to the ones that curl & matt in thi bumfluff. Half a roll and half an hour to clean up.
Hmm, Rosco back just as thereev is banished eh? Has it been an elaborate 2 year Adam Hinchcliff style scam?
As if I'm that clever, thereev is clearly on a much higher intellectual plane than wot I is. And I haven't been away, I've just been depressed and weeping in a corner. I was at Altrincham, those were my tears falling from the sky.
I'm reading this thread and I've got to admit...... I haven't got a clue what you're all talking about.
Sorry I'm late for school Miss We were late leaving - Daddy was on the Guinness last night and spent ages this morning smearing treacle round his arsehole
