Comedy Highlight of Tonight

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketicus Active Member

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    "Adam..... Adam!! ADAM..." she yells ( I think I heard her 5 yards away) "HAMMILL" bloke shouted behind me "MISS WANTS YA" she chucks him the magic potion
     
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    Polite question. Are you on drugs?
     
  3. Jay

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    I'm trying to imagine a scenario where asking someone if they're on drugs could be deemed polite. Maybe in a hospital when they're figuring out the best way to treat you.
     
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    I was simply trying imply the tone of the question, it was an inquiry rather than an accusation. I'm concerned rather than angry.
     
  5. Jay

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    If you were angry, what would you have written?

    Are you on drugs? grrrrrr.
     
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    Perhaps he was shaking his fist at the screen ?
     
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    Hope that magic potion wasn't summat the Russians were giving their athletes. It certainly seemed to revive Adam as he looked dead on his feet by then. :)
     
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    I do that when I'm wishing to enhance the dramatic emphasis in a post. Sometimes, I scowl and stamp my foot for the ultimate gravitas.
    Currently, Crystal and the kids are actively pursuing the option of having me placed in a secured institution.
     
  9. Jay

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    If they need any financial assistance, tell them to give me a shout.
     
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    You know they like & admire you, so they'll probably take you up on the offer!
     
  11. Rosco

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    So are we.
     
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    Quite understandable too, old mate.
    (Shakes fist at screen, scowls and stamps foot).
     
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    You don't have to type what you are doing, the hidden webcam captures it all.

    Oh and put some pants on.
     
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    Now THAT'S spooky!:D
     
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    I have toget down off my chair to stamp my foot on the floor.................................
     
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    You can show me how you do it when I see you at the match on Saturday.:D
     
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    ^^^^ this
     
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    you may well be there already but haven't realised it!
     
  19. Plankton Pete

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    I'll chip in too.
     
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    I didn't think of that!:D
     

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