I Went To The Doctors Today

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  1. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    About my Cholesteral. He told me it was very high. I asked what I should do. He said cut out everything fatty. I said what, like bacon and sausages?

    He said No. Cut out everything.........Fatty.
     
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    Boo! Rubbish!! Gerroff!!! :D:D
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Yup I shouldn't have opened that box of Christmas Crackers.
     
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    You can cut that out too.

    On an unrelated, but surprisingly genuine, medical theme I'm convinced I have the most pathetic injury of all time as I managed to put my back out this morning doing a crossword. Yes, really.
     
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    At least you open 'em. Being an idle git, I get Crystal to open ours!
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Hmm sounds like your wife had plans for you to do some painting for Christmas. ;)
     
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    Cryptic...
     
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    I actually laughed at that Ian
     
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    That's one down then...
     
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    That's one down then...
     
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    Don't make me laugh - it hurts when I laugh.
     
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    I took my cat to the vet this morning
    the vet asked me "is it a tom"
    i said no ive brought it with me
     
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