I know what you posted. I just didn't find it funny. Sorry. I saw the intention, I know what you were attempting. But it was so badly attempted that it wasn't just unfunny, it was rather sad and I left the post feeling even more miserable than the weather. Bah humbug.
You've lost me. He drives for a living. Look mate, if you can't handle drinking with the misters, just say.
I'm guessing their lass as got the big car and he's left with his teenie weenie car. I'm only guessing like. I'll know more later.
Just wondering now then why you even replied to it in such a distainful manner. You could have ignored it, or just said thanks but I'm not amused, but no, you had to make an issue of such an innocuous thing with the only apparent intention of starting an argument. Not impressed.
Actually it's an AABB rhyme scheme so he first rhymed "Wigan" with "even" and then later with "resignations" or possibly with the mystifying "et al", it's not really clear.