Is it wrong to buy the wife...

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I've been in Russell Eatons, apart from Russell the'yre all birds so your assertion doesnt stack up. I once had a massive orgy upstairs in there, then Russell turned up and kicked us all out. I was fingering about 10 of them at once, whilst the fit ones were all lined up together like an Offensive Line in the NFL and I just banged them all silly.
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Feel like I've stumbled on an Inbetweeners script here ........
     
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  3. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Haha when I was writing it I was typing through the mind of Jay, not our Jay, he's not had a shag for years but the Jay on the Telly.

    Its still all true though. When I'd done I just wiped my **** on Julian Broddles towel and shouted awooga.
     
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    sadbrewer Well-Known Member

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    Is it true all British p**n stars are Welsh.....and they don't get paid for it?
     
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  5. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Yeah cos they just love c0ck.
     
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    Anyway, what sort have you bought? I hear that "wands" are the new rage, nowadays...
     
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    Nah. Take a look at ohmibod. Get her off from anywhere in the world

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    Can also be used by blokes - so I've heard :rolleyes: And I'm not talking about messing with yer trapdoor.
     
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    **** me no wonder Harry Potter is smiling !
     
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    Iv,e bought my wife a vibrator and a pair of slippers, if she dunt like her slippers she can go f@@k herself!!
     
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    Would it be possible that you could post some.pics of her enjoying her present

    Purely out of research
     
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    Agreed that's me and you with a slipper fetish !
     
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    Have you been watching the inbetweeners?
     
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    yes its an outmoded concept.
     
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    If this is a genuine question then no, don't put it under the tree.
     
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    Dr Zazlos Banned Idiot

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    It would be better up it than under it!

    The tree that is :)
     
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    Be careful m8...my girlfriend's done nothing but moan since I bought here one.:p
     
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    I was annoyed when my girlfriend bought me one back...I'v put it behind me now though..
     
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    Lived with a lass on the morning shift. What era was this and do I need to kick your head in? :p
     
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    Eeh, I remember when I was married. I bought my missus a vibrator.......and she smashed all her teeth on it.
     
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