Two weeks away and you realise it means absolutely f.ck all. I'm intrigued anyway - sumdi gimme a run down whilst I've got an hour of wifi.
Dr Z has been outed as LJ and the past few months of bairning was just a cunning plan to get paid off by PC
I sat in the West Stand and couldn't get my legs in behind the chairs. Jay is turned on by mawngy British actresses. Die Hard 1 and 2 are terrible except for Alan Rickman. David Bowie died. Wilthorpe Tyke and WilthorpeTyke aren't the same person. And the attendance stats prove Keith Hill is the best manager in the league.
Bournemouth paid nearly £20,000,000 for... wait for it.... Benik Afobe and Lewis Grabban. Bournemouth. Afobe. Grabban. £20,000,000. Football's mental. Oh, and we've signed four new laikers. Remember when the club said we'd go down the experienced route this month? That they'd made mistakes in the summer? Well they've forgot. And we've signed a pair of 20 year olds on loan and a 17 and 19 year old from non league. You Reds.
And I've just seen Digby & Smith have gone out too. Weird as f.ck. Who's the non league lads we've signed? Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
Ben Pearson only had 1 good game for us, yet somehow that means that all we've managed to do is just develop him into a Championship standard player for PNE
Nothing weird about Smith going out on loan mate. White has signed on until the end of the season so young Judd wasn't getting a look in without an injury. The non league teenagers aren't first team signings. They'll be what the spreadsheet has flagged up as potential 'resaleable assetts', or whatever that BFC ******** Bingo term is.
19 year old striker, Bradley Ash from Weston-Super-Mare. Rhys Dolan, 17 year old left back from Ilkeston I think. Digby played for 60 mins for Ipswich and their forum exploded suggesting they've never seen a worse footballer. Smithy on the other hand got rave reviews last weekend from Crawley fans/manager/pundits etc. It's been exciting, mate. You've missed it all. Gutted?
The last game I saw was definitely his best. And if it's a 100k fee then it seems about right IMHO - he's a young, unproven midfielder who I'd have liked to have kept but not a world beater. No coincidence if he had PNE lined up. And it starts to prove what many people suspected in terms of this loan with deals agreed. It's b.llocks.
We've decided to repeat all the same mistakes we made in the summer. Because we're ******* stupid. IMHO obviously. Although I wouldn't mind my day in court attempting to prove it.
you've missed loads 3 full home games in a row with singing all the time and no losses, a game for a 5er, a full ponty end, alleged drug taking in match day toilets, every person who turned up for the 5er game, who wasn't a regular, coming on BBS and slating L J,signing our youngest ever looking player, who looked liked he had just been caught skiving off school in his welcome player interview, hammill wonder goal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbE4qAinYk ,running out of beer and pies in 5er game, something our young could finally afford on matchday in the shop a BFC pencil and a BFC sharpener for 90p and 80p,(he was chuffed),25 percent sale on club strips in shop ,white signed till end of season or until his old age pension kicks in whichevers 1st(hes 24 , 24 !!!, unreal),Davies with another clanger diving over the ball then somehow scoring an own goal at same time,the new Barnsley goalkeeping coach, still not speaking or breaking into a smile ,or changing expression in match warm up,people complaining you cant get your legs behind seats in west stand,oh and saying the west stand bogs were better than when they last went in em, great not a podcasts from mr whitey , even the sober one was good, a massive 880 quid paid out on halftime draw against Fleetwood,(still bitter I only won 349 ,time I won it),the new money collector for top gate car park, his a jolly young chap, who wont be bribed with 3 quid cash or be fooled by my jedi mind control as I say "this is not the car your looking for ",(give him a pay rise club), our young un thinking the little red door next to that gate, is a secret entrance to a world L J ,lives in, the extra 3 k on the gate meaning it took extra 30 mins to get out of car park ,wabara left for wigan the tweeted about having reached nirvana or summat similar, people questioning what tommy wright does, the ball balls still not realising what part of ball and boy ,means they have to move during game, me still putting too many ,,,,,,,, in a post, everyones strip looking better quality than ours, ar lads look frozen, sure they've been issued replicas, ben Mansfield coming out from behind sofa after 2 home wins and making statement, loads of other stuff but that will do for now , oh yes ar young un finally getting what being a BFC fan is as there defender broke out of his box v Fleetwood on 92 mins,by saying "oh no not now, not after all our efforts, please",even though the player was still 80 yards from our goal!
Luca has turned into a roving reporter on twitter. Interviewed Harry White after reserves won at Hull. Wants questions for Ashley Fletcher after tomorrows game
Dyson and Mrs seen in Bridlington a number of times during the past two weeks. Last seen in a tanning studio requesting a 'West Indian' tan ..................