Things that are proper w@nk

ITV, and any programme that has ever been on it except maybe Broadchurch.
Twitter, and everyone who has ever used it except maybe Caitlin Moran.
Barnsley player
Paying booking fees when you buy tickets on the internet
Basketball
House prices in the UK
The systematic erosion of universal provision by this Tory government and the labour one before it.
Everyone who has ever written 'Tony Bliar'
Working
Football.

 

Getting a spot on the inside of your nose.
Admin fees
People who cannot spell the names of barnsley players despite watching them play with their name on their f*cking back every week
Whitey.

 

Getting a spot on the inside of your nose.
Admin fees
People who cannot spell the names of Barnsley players despite watching them play with their name on their f*cking back every week
Whitey.

 

Idiots who repeat themselves.

 

Whitey 's comedy Northern accent. Really he talks like Benedict Cumberbatch when he's not doing a podcast.

 

Deedar commentary on barnsleyplayer.

 

Marshmallows
Men who think it's alright to comment on my hair but then take umbrage when I point out that they're ugly, fat and bald
The very existence of beautiful women when you're married
Scott Wiseman
Cold callers who seem perplexed and won't take no for an answer when you politely explain you don't want the **** they're selling
Not being able to do whatever the **** you want whenever the **** you like
Mrs Brown's Boys
People who don't replace the bog roll after they've used it all and you only discover the fact after you've finished
95% of life

 

95% is a bit of an understatement.

 

Council planning departments

 

Breaking a rib while suffering from a bad cough and then being told the funniest joke in the universe.
Getting lots of calls from nice young ladies, only to discover that all they want is to remind you about the accident you didn't have last year.
TV programmes.
All books, plays, films, operas, ballets.
Shakespeare and other authors who appear to think high quality writing means writing something that most people can hardly understand.
People on benefits buying lottery tickets and scratchcards instead of food for their children.
Pubs which charge £4.40 a pint then complain about not having enough customers.

 

School catchment areas which lead to higher house prices which lead to educational selection based on income. But it's Gammar schools that are the problem apparently. **** off.
The scam that is the insurance industry
"Your call is important to us"
Privatised utility companies
The Parliamentary Labour Party.
Banks
George Osborne
Natalie Bennett
'The Great British anything off'

 

I'm doing well if I can see the number let alone the name!

 

Sheffield United.
Alarm clocks.
The way taxes are worked out.
Energy bills.
Weather forecasters. Charlatans. Except the fit ones (John Mitchell).
Al-Murad's in Bradford. Dick Turpin-esque.
David Cameron's attempts at honesty.
David Cameron's face.
David Cameron.
LDRed's efforts to pretend he's not actually going balder than Duncan Goodhew.
That first time I look at the clock at work on a morning and realise it's only 6.34am. I hate clocks.
LDRed.
Sheffield United.

 

January transfer windows.

 

The end of a night in the strippers when you start to sober up and realise that they don't actually fancy you. Again.

 

This thread has got me thinking.

Why is something bad deemed to be w@nk? I've never had a bad w@nk. So by definition w@nking should be w@nk, but w@nking is good, so it can't be a w@nk.

It's a paradox. A w@nk paradox at that.

 

A quality question


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I think it's because a w@nk compared to a shag, is w@nk.

 

Folk who start their conversation with the word 'So' - begin an answer with 'Basically' or end with 'to be fair'

 

Bad Schlema’s mayor Jens Muller and his ilk, i.e. people who think we should change our entire lifestyles to accommodate immigrants:

http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/01/g...oking-refugees-with-the-way-they-dress-video/