Things that are proper w@nk

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    #21 Conan Troutman, Feb 2, 2016
    Bang on about ITV but wrong about the programme. Auf Pet is one of the best programmes of all time.

    Other **** things:-

    Basketball
    Singer/songwriters
    Reality tv and people famous for being famous
    Sportswear worn as casual wear
    Modern R n B
    Overly camp men
    Women who screech when they're drunk
    Keith Hill
    Bands who sell out
    Fosters/Carling/Budweiser etc
    Cider
     
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    Gloria Stitts Active Member

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    #22 Gloria Stitts, Feb 2, 2016
    What about The New Statesman, Spitting Image, The World at War, Robin of Sherwood, The Chase, Rising Damp and Bullseye?
     
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    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    #23 LDRed, Feb 2, 2016
    So, basically I think you're wrong, to be fair.
     
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    Gloria Stitts Active Member

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    #24 Gloria Stitts, Feb 2, 2016
    And Minder, The Avengers, The Prisoner, The Sweeney and The Professionals.
     
  5. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    #25 LDRed, Feb 2, 2016
    People who were supposedly educated at the "University of life"
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    #26 MarioKempes, Feb 2, 2016
    LDReds betting tips.
     
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    Brush Well-Known Member

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    #27 Brush, Feb 2, 2016
    You forgot one

    Not working.

    I'm a 59 year old Software Developer with 35 years experience with British Coal, Jaguar Cars and TATA Steel using RSX11M, OpenVMS, Unix, PASCAL, FORTRAN, C, PHP, Cimplicity, Visual Basic, Javascript, SQL etc etc etc.

    Gis a Job.
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    #28 Conan Troutman, Feb 2, 2016
    Forget to add

    Gays
    Foreigners
     
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    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    #29 LDRed, Feb 2, 2016
    Just wait until Morecambe storm to 3 points tonight with an emphatic win.
     
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    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    #30 SirPsychoSexy, Feb 2, 2016
    ISIS
    Cancer
    The X Factor
    American Judical System
    American Gun Laws
    Chart music
    NHS budget cuts
    DrZazlos still banned
    Vladimir Putin
    Any of that lot from TOWIE and the like.
     
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    #31 MarioKempes, Feb 2, 2016
    I don't know what this says about my sanity but I am very tempted.
     
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    W1zz Well-Known Member

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    #32 W1zz, Feb 2, 2016
    That's it- 'I think your wrong' is enough. The other words are padding. Needed only if your gob started moving before you put the brain in gear.
     
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    #33 Tyketicus, Feb 2, 2016
    knuckle draging racist sexist thugs
    people with fewer brain cells than some on this thread (drums fingers and gives best padington stare)
    Shitfield Washday
    blunts
    udders (field)
    itchy woollen underpants
    loosing at home
     
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    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    #34 Red-Taff., Feb 2, 2016
    When managers fk things up and people die or are seriously ill and they say

    'Lessons have been learnt' -

    - as if the whole reason for someone's existence was for incompetent manager to 'learn lessons.'
     
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    #35 nezbfc, Feb 2, 2016
    Even worse.

    When lessons are "learnt"

    Nothing happens with it. And mistakes continue to happen because no one can be arsed to implement a strategy so that the same mistakes are not made.
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    #36 Conan Troutman, Feb 2, 2016
    Is it possible to make reference to people lacking brain cells then go on to make several glaring spelling errors?!
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    #37 Conan Troutman, Feb 2, 2016
    Hope you dint bother Mario?
     
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    #38 LDRed, Feb 2, 2016
    It's only half time, don't put a downer on it just yet :D
     
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    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    #39 LDRed, Feb 2, 2016
    Irony overload.
     
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    #40 fatalbert, Feb 2, 2016
    Bramha-I laughed so much I had to have a w@nk-w@nk (but it was ok actually, not the best w@nk, but certainly not the worst w@ank). In fact, I can't remember my absolute worst w@nk, perhaps we should have a "Worst Ever W@nk" poll?
     
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