Getting old. I'm getting more aches & pains. I'm getting more illnesses. As well as them becoming more frequent, they last longer and take longer to recover from. My pathetic levels of self pity & sulking are reaching greater heights. How can I possibly grow more hair in my ears and up my nose than I do on my head? I'm becoming grumpier far more often.
The cost of fireworks Watching bike races Lottery winners Whoever sleeps with Keeley Donovan. Nasal hair Alarm clocks Recent Championship football tables (we were low. Now we aren't there) SNP leaders The bloke 3 doors down our street. My putting. Booze being bad for you. It's proper **** that I lost the rest of my list.
Won't stop me making my way to the pub on Thursday to watch the Reds. I'm saving up for Wembley already.
Pouting That Judge Rinder programme Girls contorting their whole body because they are carrying a Michael Kors handbag Going for a blood pressure test to be told your blood pressure is high White whine sold in pubs (no I don't want Echo Falls) Peer group pressure that makes 11 year olds think they need their eyebrows waxing People who steal dogs Junior football managers living their dream at the expense of the kids they're supposed to be including People using a disabled parking space, then jogging into the venue they've parked outside Tonsilitis
£5, but it was a fiver I gained from a free bet earlier in the week Edit: Swansea have just scored so I've gained £10 as I had over 0.5 goals!
Having the flu and no being able to accommodate this charming girl who just sent me this email. As I'm currently under the weather if any of you young gents would like a bit of company feel free to apply. Good Luck. Good day to you, how are you today? I am alone lady want to meet for date. I'm - Yuliya, I'm very positive girl and I have many interests. Do you interesting to start love? I am thought, maybe this is our destiny. Who knows? Reply to me and we can begining dialog. This is my personal-mail: yuliya.yuliyass@mail.com Bye Yuliya !!
why doesn't this have a smell pecker? it would help if could also see what i was typing. keyboard suffering from mango juice overloads ffs
and you know who's fault it is dont you LD, its that damn banker keef hill again for everything that gets mentioned in this thread, hes always to blame. on second thoughts though, he cant take the flak for you repeating comments on here. thats all your own doing
I met John Mitchell, (Weatherman), in Skipton on the night of the Bradford, Barnsley match. (after you lot did your walk, the one I couldn't do cos I was on our Annual Fancy Dress, Girls Weekend). So I walked into the bar, dressed in my Sound of Music / Curtain clothes outfit, and spotted a guy with a Bradford scarf on. Got chatting to him about the game, and the fact that some pals of mine had walked to the game. Mitchell.... rudely interrupted proceedings asking why I (and the others) was dressed like that. Put him straight. "I'll tell you all about it after I've had a match report from your friend". Oi. Weatherman. No. We're Talking Football.