Things that are proper w@nk

There's somebody who has that on here.

 

1. Hen do-s with ample middle-aged women in printed t-shirts and cowboy hats with a pink furry trim on them that spend 15 hours on a Saturday going 'OOOOHHHHH!!' because every single thing anyone ever says is blatant sexual innuendo.
2. Persons who are in a relationship and clearly lose the capability of autonomous thought, as they can only tell me 'WE like watching Breaking Bad', or 'WE think it's a great restaurant'.
3. Moronic women who describe themselves as 'strong, independent and ambitious', yet expect a man to 'treat them like a princess', carry all their shopping bags and pay for their meals.
4. Young professional types who think they are the cultural paragons of Barnsley because they drive to Rob Royd on their dinner break and pay grossly inflated prices for the same produce you can get on the market.
5. People who say 'could of' instead of 'could have'.
6. Racists who spend on fake tan/spray tan/going to another country purely to ignore the natives and get a tan.
7. People whose lives are worth more than you and whom you must clear a way for because they wear a suit and the Western world will collapse if they don't pass through the train door before you do.
8. People who have a conversation by shouting from opposite ends of town - one outside Thorntons one outside Boots.
9. Being ostracised as somehow sub-human for not being interested in the latest American drama series that 'you've really got to watch.'
10. Women who complain about the discomfort of wearing high heels as though they are bound by a court order to wear them.
11. My own pretentious dislike of pretty much everyone and everything.

 

Quality.

 

Yup, that would be top of my serious list.

 

I got a similar one it showed a gorgeous far eastern young lady saying...'me love you long time'....God knows where she knows me from but she must be local, furthest east I've been is Greece..I wonder if she doesn't really know me but is looking for a long term pen friend.

 

There's no such thing as a w@nk w@nk though. It would be as futile as a tallest dwarf competition. Or an ugliest Sheff Weds fan competition. Or a mongiest Donny fan competiton.

 

That it looks like Huddersfield Royal Infirmary A&E might be shutting. So added pressure on the A&E departments in surrounding areas like Halifax, Barnsley, Oldham and Wakefield.

That Kirkless Council want to build an additional 29,000 houses in Huddersfield but haven't thought about extra school places, extra traffic, longer doctors waiting lists and of course that if these people end up in a serious condition they might just die from not having a local A&E.

 

Apart from the Robin Hood nonsense, all the above are awesome!!!!

 

AHHHHH Keeley Donovan, sexy marsupial

 

Football ticket prices in the UK
Plastic fans who have "supported" a team 400 miles away for their whole lives, yet have never set foot in the stadium.
Glitter. Anybody who sends you a Christmas/birthday card covered in glitter hates you.
Americans
Chris Evans

 

So he's also a Bradford fan, as well as Paul Hudson from Look North? Is it part of the requirements to be a weather forecaster now? To support Bradford?

Nice use of Harry and Paul there too, Fi.

 

Disagree.

 

Gary Neville http://www.theguardian.com/football...-valencia-job-barcelona-historic-humiliation-

 

And I do it only when I read through a thread and come across an opinion that pretty much nails how I'm thinking myself, and gives me no reason to add my own thoughts other than to say "I agree with all that".

It's both a compliment to that poster and better for the forum that I (or others who do it) don't add my own lengthy opinion which pretty much mirrors that already posted by another. And you totally get that. You wally.

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

I know it was. Hence my 'disagree'. But then you carried it on so I gave you the serious riposte instead, with an added wally insult. Now piss off.

 

No it was great until Jason Connery took over.