It says log in to Twitter then click profile icon and then click on email notifications then uncheck the email notifications box, but in my settings there isn't a email notification box to uncheck,
You have to do it from the desktop version of twitter, not your mobile. Profile - Settings - Email Notifications 'Turn Off'
Why don't you want know when your Wembley are due. Apparently they do it on Twitter now. Who says minorities are ignored?
On desktop version, click on your profile picture and select 'Settings' 'Email Notifications' 'Turn off' There's also a keyboard shortcut if you press 'g' followed by 's' http://s30.postimg.org/dew38nhjl/Pic_000022.jpg For some reason, I've just started getting SMS notifications to my phone. Never had them before. So had to go to 'mobile' settings to turn those off.
Thats the settings screen from the mobile site https://mobile.twitter.com/settings not the desktop (PC) version. instructions here on how to get desktop site on a mobile device http://appamatix.com/twitter-desktop-version-get-the-full-site/ or just use a PC (desktop)
Obviously, it would be wrong to leave anyone out...besides Whitey hasn't even noticed his card as gone missing such is the rarity is wallet opens