So back in December...

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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    Wife: "We're not doing anything spring bank weekend are we? It's just that I've been invited on a hen do so can you look after the little one all weekend?"

    Me: "Hmmm. It's playoffs...."

    Wife: "But aren't we bottom of the league?"

    Me: "Yeah, but we've got a game in hand"

    Wife: (pulls that face that says "seriously?")

    Me: (pauses) "Yer right, it'll be fine, we're never going to make it"

    Wife: "You sure, I don't want to hear about it if they get there..."

    Me: "Nah, you go, it'd take a miracle..."
     
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    I`d just take the little miracle with thee.
     
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    Are you in Wentworth mate? I'm going to have to go Deedar baiting in the George!! :D
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    Up in York this weekend mate, have a pint for me
     
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    I'm only allowed halves mate, but will gloat for 2!!
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    "I'll have two halves please. In fact, just put em in the same glass"
     
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    Kids grow up quick these days. Just leave the fridge door open and put the TV left on. Will be fine.
     
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    Don't stress it man, the lads will be on the beach by then having gained automatic promotion on the last day at Wigan in front of a huge Red army. Just keep Mrs Ark104 (v2) sweet and score loads of browny points.
     
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    Ha, tried that one. I had a bit of a wobble on NY eve and since then they limit me to baby pints!! :(
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    I think this suggestion has less chance of divorce than the others in this thread...
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    So it looks like I won't be going to the final. Haven't got a babysitter option that I'd be comfortable with for the amount of time needed for a full day in London. Gutted but different priorities these days. Give em a shout for me.
     
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    I always say....
    No lads it's not a half pint... I just have big hands...
     
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    Are mum and dad going Andy?
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    They've managed to double booked themselves by being on holiday. Poor showing from the ark104's
     
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    I can double top trump you.


    Missed the first leg semi due to an anniversary meal booked back in December as we were bottom (luckily the hotel room did have sky sports) then not long after wife said why dont we go up to the lakes with the kids spring bank weekend as we have nothing arranged for then. yes love that'll be fine.


    currently punching myself in the face.
     
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    You can get divorced anytime of the week,

    We might never get to Wembley again,

    Just a thought.
     
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    Have you got your ticket mate? I have a spare. And how are getting down? :D
     
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