jonno is frantically searching for his historic links to the area and team. he once had a bottle of Newky Brown and loved it and from that point he knew he loved them above all others
Rewarded with a three year contract last summer just for avoiding relegation. Football is completely bonkers, especially at that level. He walks away with a tidy sum despite being an abject failure.
In all fairness, mate, he didn't get a three year contract last Summer for just avoiding relegation. But he did manage to avoid the Play Offs with Derby after looking a good bet for automatic promotion.
Ashley should have gone. He is a man with a lot of money from a sports company, who like many before him, are clueless when it comes to football.
I'm going to stick my neck out and say Rafa Benitez will be linked. You heard it here first!!!!!!!!!!! Sent from my I-Oven using the internets
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