Does a baby need a coach ticket?

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  1. Mr C

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    You don't have to look too long or too far round here, to spot some numpties who should just NOT be allowed to breed...

    Happens at both ends though, forever seeing posh parents in London pubs chugging vino at 10pm with a new born in tow.
    Important thing is babies need sleep and peace & quiet. An all dayer anywhere is wrong, let alone a massive away game.
     
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    Lets hope his missus doesn't drop the nipple out.
     
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    Who's agreed with it?
     
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    I'm 30 and looking forward to being allowed to go in a couple of years.
     
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    Possibly the worst poem I have ever read.
     
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    Sorry Bossman but it strikes me as incredibly selfish to want to do what you are suggesting.

    If there is any sense the bus company would not allow a newborn on a football special and A football club would not allow a newborn baby into a crowded ground


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  7. Bossman

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    Eh? I'm confused, what have a suggested....other than watching squirrel porn?
     
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    Got any booze fo't baby?
     
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    I reckon they'll do it discreetly...his Mrs will down a bottle of JD then breast feed
     
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    If you "don't see nowt wrong" then you do see summat wrong. Which there is...
     
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    Sorry I'm not good with puters. I thought you were the original poster and clearly you are not
    But you are a deviant
     
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    You thinks that's bad. I saw a pregnant lass at football once. She was just starting to show, which would have made it a good 6 months younger than nob-brain's sprog in the original post. Ban em all... :D
     
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    Couldn't one of you stay at home and look after the sprog?

    As an aside is it still like a welly top?
     
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    No probs mate, ;-)
     
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    Let's hope the mother is one of the 6.

    Then at least the baby will have a pair of complete tits.

    Plus one.
     
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    Are you the driver ?
     
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    Haha I didn't even scroll down and see her there. Yeah, I think she'll be unavailable on Sunday and probably Monday too if we win!
     
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  20. tobyornottoby

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    Blimey.

    What's the difference between the photos of the babysitters and the brothel babes in Barnsley?

    Having said that, I would willingly marry the Brazilian one and just stare at her for the rest of my life quite happily.....

    ...were it not to be classed in this country as polygamy.
     
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