The ten shittest things ever invented

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    1) Crocs
    2) Keith Hill
    3) The Vicar of Dibley
    4) Selfie sticks
    5) Twitter
    6) Shell suits
    7) Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
    8) Miranda
    9) Pay day loans
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    1. Lists
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    5. Londoners
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    7. Londoners who drive BMW's
    8. Coldplay
    9. Running
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  3. Dys

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    Finance managers that expect business cases to be underpinned and reasonable.

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    Tyke_80 Well-Known Member

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    Leeds
    Millwall
    Sheffield Wednesday
    Sheffield United
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    Leeds fans
    Tories
    Facebook
     
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    only1kp Well-Known Member

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    People who can't count should be added to that along with russell brand :p
     
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  6. twi

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    1. Mrs Brown's Boys
    2. Cheap toilet roll
    3. Crocs
    4. BBC Two
    5. Gin
    6. Gypsies
    7. Feminsm
    8. Snakes
    9. Everything outside the actual football in the Premier League
    10. Liverpool Football Club
     
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  7. twi

    twillo Well-Known Member

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    7. Feminists******
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    Reebok Pumps
     
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    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    Quorn
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    Bow ties
     
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  10. Whi

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    1. Sheffield United FC
    2. The Tory Party
    3. Lurpak 'Spreadable'
    4. CD's
    5. iPhones
    6. Football stewards
    7. The condom that Margaret Thatcher's dad wore
    8. Football blogs
    9. Working weekends
    10. Loose Women (just seen it on ITV now... Jesus christ)
     
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    1. Reality TV shows and the 'stars' they spawn
    2. U2
    3. The Premiershit
    4. Sky TV and all the other strands of the evil Murdoch empire
    5. Kids with daft names
    6. Coldplay
    7. Donald Trump
    8. UKIP
    9. Cars with daft names like the Captur the kidnappers car of choice
    10. Religious nutters of all varieties.
     
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  12. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Transformation gimps with woolly benefits.
     
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  13. Whi

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    If I knew we could choose human beings, my list would have been slightly different. But the word 'invented' threw me.
     
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  14. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Agreed, people aren't allowed. So you can have UKIP, but not Nigel Farage.
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Is Keith Hill not a person? I know he's a **** but I thought he was human...
     
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    The tie and another 9 ties.
     
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  17. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Correct, he's not a person, he's a way of life.
     
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  18. Terry Nutkins

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    1. Condoms
    2. The Snip
    3. Gay Porn
    4. Durex Sensation Gel
    5. the Blue Pill (Found in service station toilets)
    6. Lapdancing
    7. Russian Gonzo Mask
    8. Dating
    9. Piles
    10. Getting old and not being able to bang loads of 20 year old birds.
     
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  19. Whi

    Whitey Guest

    I'd like to get to the bottom of that.
     
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    1 Money
    2 Nations
    3 Monogamy
    4 Jealousy
    5 Prejudice
    6 My conscience
    7 Hate
    8 Revenge
    9 Marshmallows
    10 Leeds U ******* nited
     
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