The ten shittest things ever invented

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #1 Tyketical Masterstroke, May 12, 2016
    1) Crocs
    2) Keith Hill
    3) The Vicar of Dibley
    4) Selfie sticks
    5) Twitter
    6) Shell suits
    7) Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
    8) Miranda
    9) Pay day loans
    10) AFC Barnsley.
     
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    pompey_red Well-Known Member

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    #2 pompey_red, May 12, 2016
    1. Lists
    2. Leg Warmers
    3. Iced Tea
    4. CH5 football coverage
    5. Londoners
    6. BMW's
    7. Londoners who drive BMW's
    8. Coldplay
    9. Running
    10. Lists
     
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    #3 Dyson, May 12, 2016
    Finance managers that expect business cases to be underpinned and reasonable.

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    Tyke_80 Well-Known Member

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    #4 Tyke_80, May 12, 2016
    Leeds
    Millwall
    Sheffield Wednesday
    Sheffield United
    Peterborough
    Leeds fans
    Tories
    Facebook
     
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    #5 only1kp, May 12, 2016
    People who can't count should be added to that along with russell brand :p
     
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    #6 twillo, May 12, 2016
    1. Mrs Brown's Boys
    2. Cheap toilet roll
    3. Crocs
    4. BBC Two
    5. Gin
    6. Gypsies
    7. Feminsm
    8. Snakes
    9. Everything outside the actual football in the Premier League
    10. Liverpool Football Club
     
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    twillo Well-Known Member

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    #7 twillo, May 12, 2016
    7. Feminists******
     
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    #8 Merde Tete, May 12, 2016
    Reebok Pumps
     
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    #9 Jack Tatty, May 12, 2016
    Wales
    Katie Hopkins
    Traffic wardens
    Mine craft
    Liberal democrats
    Quorn
    Reality tv
    Piers Morgan
    Channel 5
    Bow ties
     
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    #10 Whitey, May 12, 2016
    1. Sheffield United FC
    2. The Tory Party
    3. Lurpak 'Spreadable'
    4. CD's
    5. iPhones
    6. Football stewards
    7. The condom that Margaret Thatcher's dad wore
    8. Football blogs
    9. Working weekends
    10. Loose Women (just seen it on ITV now... Jesus christ)
     
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    #11 Jimmy viz, May 12, 2016
    1. Reality TV shows and the 'stars' they spawn
    2. U2
    3. The Premiershit
    4. Sky TV and all the other strands of the evil Murdoch empire
    5. Kids with daft names
    6. Coldplay
    7. Donald Trump
    8. UKIP
    9. Cars with daft names like the Captur the kidnappers car of choice
    10. Religious nutters of all varieties.
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #12 Tyketical Masterstroke, May 12, 2016
    Transformation gimps with woolly benefits.
     
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    #13 Whitey, May 12, 2016
    If I knew we could choose human beings, my list would have been slightly different. But the word 'invented' threw me.
     
  14. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #14 Tyketical Masterstroke, May 12, 2016
    Agreed, people aren't allowed. So you can have UKIP, but not Nigel Farage.
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    #15 Jimmy viz, May 12, 2016
    Is Keith Hill not a person? I know he's a **** but I thought he was human...
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    #16 MrsHallsToffeerolls, May 12, 2016
    The tie and another 9 ties.
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #17 Tyketical Masterstroke, May 12, 2016
    Correct, he's not a person, he's a way of life.
     
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    #18 Terry Nutkins, May 12, 2016
    1. Condoms
    2. The Snip
    3. Gay Porn
    4. Durex Sensation Gel
    5. the Blue Pill (Found in service station toilets)
    6. Lapdancing
    7. Russian Gonzo Mask
    8. Dating
    9. Piles
    10. Getting old and not being able to bang loads of 20 year old birds.
     
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    #19 Whitey, May 12, 2016
    I'd like to get to the bottom of that.
     
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    #20 Jay, May 12, 2016
    1 Money
    2 Nations
    3 Monogamy
    4 Jealousy
    5 Prejudice
    6 My conscience
    7 Hate
    8 Revenge
    9 Marshmallows
    10 Leeds U ******* nited
     
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