Woke up this morning no pillows, quilt or wife. I stumbled into bed. Wife decided she was not sleeping at the side of someone "in that state" and took everything and got on the settee. I woke up this morning freezing and as though someone had stamped in my head. It was worth it Yooooooo rreeeeeeeeds
You're not alone, I had the bed to myself too after her-in-doors decided she was going sleep in the little bedroom after my football festivities yesterday.
Fortunately my missus had decided to stop in and watch the Eurovision song thingy, with numerous buckets of red wine in front of her. Needless to say she was in a worse state than I was. Had a terrible night, replaying the goals in my head, and replaying the bird jumping on me, hardly slept. Rough as an extremely rough thing this morning, both of us. I hated football 6 months ago. I love football.
My missus leaves me with the quilt, kips on the sofa then wake me up in the morning wi a brew. Then spends the next week or so calling me a pissed up **** and complaining it was cold on the sofa.