Not mine and you've probably heard it, but this tickled me: - Barnsley fan walks into a bar in Wembley stadium. Barman says "Usual mate?"
No, not Wednesday at all. Ironic humour. We've been twice, about 8 weeks apart. We know that. We know that they know that.
Millwall seem to be at Wembley every season, so I'm sure they've visited it a hell of a lot more frequently than we have.
I wonder how many other clubs outside the premiership have been to the national stadium 5 times in the last 16 years