I was made in Wales..... holiday in a cottage, late summer of '67, they didn't have a telly. Don't want the Welsh to win, lived in Cardiff for 3 years, they're all bloody annoying. Don't want Portugal either, Ronaldo is even more annoying. So whoever wins will have to lose in the final, but that's against France or Germany.....nah just past caring about Euros.......bring on proper football.
I have a massive chip on my shoulder, I am enormously rude to tourists, I talk like Norman Price off of Fireman Sam, I like rugby except when England are winning, I brew shockingly bad beer, I like to throw glass bottles of piss at away fans, I'm not very tall, I'm a bit racist. Will that do?
I used to love my holidays to Butlins in Pwhelli as a child and I got engaged in Llandudno so I have some very happy memories in Wales.
I had the best ice cream ever when on holiday in Wales as a nipper - it was at an ice creamery near the end of the Talyllyn Railway - honey ice cream. Never yet bettered. Oh and Wales is mainly populated by English emigres, so they are linked to us inextricably, like it or not.
My parents went to university in Cardiff, and I used to be a huge Manic Street Preachers fan. Went to Aberystwyth last summer too. Will that do?
I once scored at Bangor University. At football. For Warwick University. I also scored at Cardiff, for Warwick at hockey. 100% record in Wales.
I'm off to Portugal on Sunday. Which makes me Portuguese for a fortnight. Ph00k Wales. And all Welsh who see us as FEBs. Sent from my SM-T800 using Tapatalk
I can say "llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" - Genuinely, I can. Which probably makes me more Welsh than half their squad.
I've lived here 6 years and I live less than 10 mins from there and I can't say it. It's just called Llanfair PG here.