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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    #1 Stahlrost, Jul 25, 2016
    This is a long shot but does anyone have any kids who'd like to earn some pocket money scoring at a local village cricket club? £20 per game, free refreshments and a free tea. Stainborough, near Dodworth http://www.stainboroughcc.co.uk/index.php. Every Saturday afternoon and several Sunday afternoons. Licensed bar for parents to "enjoy" themselves...

    I'll read the nonsensical replies with a giggle, but please PM me if any serious interest. Ta.
     
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    #2 Jack Tatty, Jul 25, 2016
    You need a scorer? How's that?
     
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    #3 Stahlrost, Jul 25, 2016
    Well, I declare....
     
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    #4 pompey_red, Jul 25, 2016
    Sorry I'm out.
     
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    #5 Stahlrost, Jul 25, 2016
    I'm stumped by the lack of replies
     
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    #6 Jack Tatty, Jul 25, 2016
    Give over.
     
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    #7 Jack Tatty, Jul 25, 2016
    Its a nice run out to Stainborough.
     
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    #8 Plankton Pete, Jul 25, 2016
    Asked my wife, but she declined. I'll have to come up with a plan b.
     
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    #9 Jack Tatty, Jul 25, 2016

    Is she a maiden?
     
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    #10 pompey_red, Jul 25, 2016
    she certainly bowled him over.
     
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    #11 Stahlrost, Jul 25, 2016
    I'm guessing she's got a couple of fine legs
     
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    #12 Plankton Pete, Jul 25, 2016
    :)
     
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    #13 Xerxes, Jul 25, 2016
    You should offer it to pensioners. Throw in a pint and a tea and they'd only to happy to oblige.
     
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    #14 Jack Tatty, Jul 25, 2016
    Trying to think of someone who could help out but i'm stumped.
     
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    #15 pompey_red, Jul 25, 2016
    thats a silly point.
     
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    #16 Stahlrost, Jul 25, 2016
    We've tried pensioners before but we've found they can't multi-task. In addition to scoring, they need to be able to play Pokémon, stroke dogs and watch out for approaching terrorists. Most of them just get into a spin.
     
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    #17 Jack Tatty, Jul 25, 2016
    As well as £20 a game and free refreshments and tea are there any other extras?
     
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    #18 Stahlrost, Jul 25, 2016
    If you're lucky you might get a leg glance, or a fine tickle down the leg side.
     
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    #19 Jack Tatty, Jul 25, 2016
    Via my long leg?
     
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    #20 Stahlrost, Jul 25, 2016
    Make sure you keep your googlies well hidden.
     
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