Come on then conspiracy theorists...

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  1. shenk1

    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    Why don't we use the north end of the West Stand ?

    Is it where Patrick hides his money ?

    Are there inscriptions on the backs of the seats revealing the secrets of the Pyramids (similar age :p)?

    Is it where they keep the random number generator that comes up with ticket prices ?

    I think it,s cos Elvis and Diana have seats in the top corner surrounded by one way mirrors ;)
     
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    I don't even think it's real. It's an illusion created by David Copperfield.
     
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    Think what you will but I have been extremely reliably informed that that area of the stand has access to an underground tunnel network leading to a large studio falling right below the WSB powered by the -ahem- hydro power created there and it was used to stage the moon landings, JFK's shooting and youtube compilations to make Conor Wilkinson look like a man capable of playing football at a professional level. Really makes you think.
     
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    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    A whole new meaning to taking the p155.....especially the last bit ;)
     
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    It's sacred ground. Phil gridelet is buried under there

    I can neither confirm or deny this weeks work was to make another burial plot
     
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    I was with you until this.
     
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    Do any of you want to sit there?
     
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