Things I don't get

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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    1. Why anyone would want to go fishing
    2. Enthusiasm for boxing
    3. Bullfighting
    4. People who obsessively pluck, shape, remove and repaint their eyebrows
    5. Non alcoholic wine
     
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  2. Tyk

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    1) Basketball
    2) Twitter
    3) why anyone needs a personal trainer - just go to the gym and smash yourself
    4) Guinness
    5) the sexual fetish of 'watersports'.
     
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  3. Barnsley Loyal

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    1) Cricket
    2) Grown Men wearing Replica football shirts
    3) Going to football sober
    4) Wrestling
    5) UFC
     
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  4. upt

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    1, Why people want to watch soap's on T.V.
    2, Why people want to own a gun and go out shooting wild life.
    3, Why people voted for Brexit.
    4, Bullfighting.
    5, Why people buy the Sun and Daily Mail.
    6, Why Beer costs more than Petrol.
     
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    I'm with you there 100% all pointless or immoral.
     
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    1. Why people from Barnsley are proud to support Manchester United - Manchester City etc. and cheer for them when playing Barnsley
    2. Football, Rugby, Tennis and Golf in the Olympics
    3. Why the Americans insist on their domestic sports champions being called the world champions.
    4. Why anyone haven't worked out the X factor is one big con.
    5. BMW drivers who drive 3 inch off my rear bumper on the A6195 on the way to Morrisons, but then take 2 parking spaces to protect their precious car.
     
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  7. YTB

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    1. Women.
    2. Sex.
    3. Head.
    4. No satisfaction.
    5. Trains at the exact time they're scheduled to appear.
     
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    :-D
     
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    I thought that said fisting for a moment...I would have been offering a passionate defence obviously. Fishing no idea.
     
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    1. Blood sports.
    2. Animal cruelty.
    3. Fans who persistently criticise our own players, especially after the success we've enjoyed this calendar year.
    4. Brussels sprouts.
    5. Celery.
    6. Broccoli.
    7. Cold weather.
    8. Me getting older without maturing.
     
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    Fishing.

    One of the best destressers you can get. Also one of the most expensive.

    I dont go to catch fish. I go to get out away from 'the world'.

    Youd be surpised how dast time flies looking at a little orange pimple in the water.
    You can always tell when ive been allowed out for a day on tje bank.
     
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    1- not being able to count to 5.
    6-lists
     
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  13. Ext

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    Nando's
    Mrs Brown's Boys
    Cheryl Cole
    James O'Brien - LBC git, not erstwhile footballer
    Artisan anything
     
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    1, people who talk through a film or concert they've paid to see

    2, U F C (as fixed as any wrestling match ever was)

    3, wanting to share every single part of your life on social media

    4,inspirational quotes on social media

    5,letting your dog crap outside someones house
     
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    1) People who drop litter
    2) Current Labour Party
    3) American country rock eg Eagles, Springsteen
    4) People that kill animals for fun
    5) People born and bred in Barnsley who then support Sheffield and Leeds
    6) Winter
    7) People that dumb down in how they dress just so they can fit in eg tracky tops
    8) People from Doncaster
    9) People that smoke cigs
    10) French
    11) Frys Turkish Delight
    12) Horror movies
    13) Bad customer service
    14) Macho muscle bound pumped up men
    15) Islamists
    16) Jeremy Clarkson
    17) Horse Racing
    18) Cold seas
    19) Scotland
    20) People that are interested in cars
     
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  16. Tyk

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    I agree with you on 17 of these...
     
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  17. fir

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    6. Triple cooked chips
    7. People wearing jeans really low
    8. Going to Meadowhall at the weekend
    9. Humous
    10. G strings
     
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  18. Bossman

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    1. Michael Buble
    2. Folk chatting on a phone while being served in a shop/cafe
    3. Bon Jovi
    4. Xfactor
    5. Road Rage
    6. Cold callers
    7. People with no manners
    8. Footballers rolling around on the floor
    9. Only way is Essex etc etc
    10. Cold dark nights
     
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  19. MarioKempes

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    I'm with you on this one. He can frustrate me more than any other presenter but on the other hand his mystery hour is fantastic.
     
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    I think he's a snidey shithouse with an overdeveloped superiority complex. Listen to when Lampard rang him to challenge him - weaselly little lovely person.
     
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