A Dream of Mark Stallard

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Mark Stallard oh Mark Stallard
    You are a pallid
    Imitation of a forward
    Your limitations
    In front of goal
    Make me shiver
    As you fail to deliver
    Like a dimmer
    Stuart Rimmer
     
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    Was oreyt towd Stallard
     
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    As mobile as a bollard was Stallard , and not very hard , a bit lard , yellow card , that's Stallard
     
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    Stallard ballad

    #TeamsLikeBarnsley
     
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    You missed the golden opportunity of rhyming his name with a duck.

    I like the "dimmer Stuart Rimmer" though.
     
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  6. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    I did think of as dangerous as a mallard.
     
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    Why did he go flying into tackles or just duck out of them?

    Coit!!
     
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