Poems - I've got one

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    What the fook has this message board reduced to.
    When we start writing simpleton poems.
    And yet all serious discussion about affairs of the day are regarded too sensitive to talk about.
    Let's all live in fooking Trumpton !!!
     
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    Or better still post idiotic stuff that makes you look a complete tool
     
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    Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink, say no more.
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    You're as serious as cancer when rhythm is a dancer.
     
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    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    It's either Trumpton or Germany around 1937 - take yer pick?
     
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    You're an exceptionally boring person, also your wind ups are *****
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Ok young Nudge. I was thinking earlier about the philosopher De Tocqueville and his seminal work Democracy in America in relation to the election of Donald Trump. When de Tocqueville discussed ideas of Irresistible revolution and soft despotism do you think he was predicting post ideological Trump's monocled view of society or are you more of a dialectic man yourself?
     
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    Also Jimmy, de Tocqueville also argued against a "tyranny of the majority" which would oppose the claims of the Clinton supporters that Trump isn't legitimate as he didn't win the popular vote
     
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    Hugh, Pugh, Barnard, De Zeeuw
    Butler, Dibble & Pub
     
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    That dunt scan or 'owt.

    Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk
     
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    A poem by purple ronnie......
    it maybe wit even though it smells of 5hit
    or is it simple attention seeking
     
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    I guess as well you could argue that the vote for Trump focuses on the idea of social frustrations increasing as social conditions improve. Is he the embodiment of the idea that hatred of social privilege leads to the state concentrating more power on itself.

    I'm liking the idea of Philosophy with Young Nudger. It should definitely become a thing.
     
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    A big fan of Lestor Piggott
    An occasional racist biggot
    Visited the bbs forum
    To constantly bore em
    Yet still the galloop cannot twig it.
     
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    Your wind ups are $hit


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    Your poems are ****.
     
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    It's free verse, modernist stuff.
     
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    There once was a poster named Nudger
    Who said young footballers liked it up the sludger
    He went on th beer
    When we thought he was queer
    Now he chasing us round with his todger.
     
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    andytyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Thats rubbish, it dunt even rhyme :(
     
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    andytyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    There was a bbs member called nudge,
    from his opinions he wouldn't budge,
    Everyone said he talked ****,
    he didn't care one little bit,
    though he wasn't one to hold a grudge :)
     
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