Just had a text off Neil Warnock

"Nar den kiddo wanting a bit advice. when I won me first game in charge here I said after match how I loved championship and how much I've missed it, and this group of players were fantastic. After being absolutely loved by the Barnsley I'm now threatening to drop half a dat team and, more worryingly I'm even considering going 'naked' and finally admitting I'm bald as badger and ditching this wig. I love this championship me i do. Anyway, i digress. Back to the advice - am i ***** ?

 

My reply "Hi Colin I think you are either pissed or showing early signs of senility. The text you have sent me is a complete pile of *****. Txt back "

 

Does technology, these days, allow you to text him a set of stick on eyebrows to fill that void above his eyes and below his acrylic fringe?

 

Are you sure it wasn't from his brother?

 

I believe it is possible but only on the latest iBrow 5. I'm not due an updgrade until 2023 so will have to wait till then.