a pal of mine asked what would I do if I found Connor in bed with our lass I said I would nip down and mek him some tea and toast and tek the morning paper up for him
I suggest that you go for the next best thing and share your love of him with Jamdrop. She does scream "Yesssssssssssssssssssss get in!!" so you'd better be ready for that. Do not appear in women's clothing on the first date. Nor offer a lift to any match. Nor take a dislike to her at 1.50am. You may have to see off another suitor in particular. Though hopefully he might have got the message by now.