---------------------------JamDrop Bossman---------JWLBigLil----MadMark---------YTBFC Brush------------Lepton Red----Robledo------SuperTyke --------------------Fired------TinaTyke Subs: Davies (GK), Kent, Hammill, Watkins, Bradshaw, Hassell, Tufnell
Poor Mr C, goals like he scores and can't even make the bench. You're going to lose the dressing room!
He doesn't work hard enough in training, he never tracks back, he just sits around drawing and painting. He's bloody good at that though!
Thought it was genius to have Ken Dodd at left back, reckon his Diddymen'll be right up for it and be making multiple overlapping runs. Think we could make use of John Bishop, Bradley Walsh and Omid Djalili though instead of Les, George and Bernard, although the last three are good at ghosting into the box.
No, I'm the manager. JamDrop will bowl the ball out to him and he will run very fast with it along the white line, until the line makes a 90 degree turn, at which point Whitey will cross it where either Fired or Tina will chest it in.
Mark & myself will wear our skin tight wrestling leotards, the Blackpool lads wouldn't get anywhere near JamDrop! They'll be too busy throwing their guts up at seeing our 'rippling' muscles! JamDrop will suffer as well with the sight of us two in front of her, unfortunately!
Even though they 'don't care' about us they really do seem to have an obsession. The number of comments from Wednesday fans about Morsy
Tattyfillarious, what a word, should be part of any team talk. Think Ken Dodd's left Cardiff. Ken's greatest gift is 'Happiness', whereas their current manager is just a Penis.
Is that Agnus Dei and Robo Cop at the back? Strong pairing, if salvation doesn't work, we'll blast them away PS - I'd love to be able to give Josh a rest ahead of the Leeds game where we're gonna need him at his absolute best.
I think it's a word Johnson uses in his team talks. It would look good on his wall chart, as in "tunnel of tattyfillarity" Sent from my SM-G850F using Tapatalk