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  1. Sab

    Sabre-toothed Tyke Well-Known Member

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    First one was mildly amusing, the rest really aren't. Thats all.
     
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  2. Jam

    Jamo Well-Known Member

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    No need to be down when we're signing young Iraqi striker Yul Strokhit Al-Wach
     
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    Seattle_Red Well-Known Member

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    I'm hoping we get the Senegalese-Croat, Oumar Giddyek.
     
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  4. Sab

    Sabre-toothed Tyke Well-Known Member

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    At least your confining your boring, unfunny posts within a thread instead of annoying people on the board with them. Ill fetch you guys a colouring book and some crayons too.
     
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  5. Micky Finn

    Micky Finn Well-Known Member

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    This BBS has always enjoyed a rich diet of piss-taking and attempts at humour (with varying degrees of success!). Not being funny or 'owt, but I'd suggest 38 posts on the board and you're telling us how to behave on here won't really fly.
     
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    Can you get me one of those painting by numbers books? Or possibly one where you have to join dots up?
     
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  7. Sab

    Sabre-toothed Tyke Well-Known Member

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    There it is. A fully paid up member of the clique downplaying my opinion due to my inferior post rate, joker.
     
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  8. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Chill lad.

    Be grateful we're not selling anyone.
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    Daft posts are part of the fun. Embrace it.
     
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    Brush Well-Known Member

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    They're

    a lot cheaper to sign, with no wages to speak of.
     
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  11. Brush

    Brush Well-Known Member

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    How about

    the Egyptian standup/centre mid, Al Getmicoit.
     
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  12. shed131

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    can you get me one as well please......i was expecting us and Rotherham to announce the double capture of the two Germans from the Greek Sunday league side

    Athaskint......

    players involved are the too Croatians ....Wier pispore and Theyar Aswell
     
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  13. monkey tennis

    monkey tennis Well-Known Member

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    What's up, tha ont' rag?, sithi.
     
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    I'm guessing you tweeted your mates that we'd signed Juan Kerr
     
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  15. Jam

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    I find them a lot less nauseating than the numerous threads on players we might or might not sign. Can't wait for midnight when everyone shuts the hell up about Hedges, Bogle and whoever else.

    On that note, we've signed Iranian wide midfielder Awan Afuqya. Heard he's a bit of a player.
     
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  16. Mr Badger

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    The lad at Leeds has a brother we are watching.... FACT.
    Fidla Ondaroofe.
    Has a cousin Uponda Roofe but he gets slated by the fans a lot.
    Oh come on........
     
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  17. Micky Finn

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    And there you have it. 'Clique'. The bleatings of someone who's first tried to tell people what they shouldn't be posting, then resorts to insults when it's politely suggested that for a relative newbie, he should maybe take the humour on here more in the spirit it's meant. The clique thing is such a piss-poor defence. Is there one? Who's in it?? I've never been invited either if there is such a thing, but I don't get the titty-lip on about it. Grow up.
     
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  18. BrunNer

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    The Hartog set? Anyway, reference to "clique" probably means that this is a long-time poster using his/her "second" account for grumbling.
     
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  19. shed131

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    Best piss take was the circumcision post asking for advice....lmao at that one.
     
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