I hope he's got some thick pants, spells in your arse can be quite painful. Spells was the word we used for splinters when I was a lad, is it still in common usage in South Yorks?
He's not going to be too distraught, he'll still be picking 18k a week up if it doesn't work out he'll get another good wage packet at another club and weds will have to pay his contract up, it must be awful for him
Dare say he likely knew he was going as back up as best with or without Rhodes and just wanted a pay day. Along with the pair cashing cheques in Birmingham
I personally cannot start to imagine what a bank account that has so many zeros in it looks like, and which keeps increasing week after week. If I keep a hundred quid clear in mine for any length of time it's a feckin miracle.