London.... I think I can help the police.

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  1. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    Whilst watching the tv news for the umpteenth time and seeing the hundreds of police searching everywhere, some in special forensic suits on their hands and knees doing inch by inch searching, it suddenly came to me what had happened. It was a big fat brown coloured guy with a beard driving a car down the pavement into pedestrians, he had a knife and stabbed a poor unfortunate policeman, then was himself shot by armed police.
    Seems pretty clear to me. Have I just solved the case and saved the Met Police a whole lot of time and money?
    Apparently not.
    Not meant to be frivolous at all but why is the rest necessary now?
     
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    Really?
     
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    Barnsley Loyal Well-Known Member

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    This a wind up ?


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    troff Well-Known Member

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    Barnsley 2017 ladies and gentlemen...

    You my friend are arguably nearly as much of a waste of air as the attacker was, coming out with that drivel.

    Dear me

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    troff, Mar 23, 2017
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  5. Dragon Tyke

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    that was a totally inappropriate post to say the least. You should be ashamed of that.
     
    Dragon Tyke, Mar 23, 2017
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  6. DusThaNoIII

    DusThaNoIII Well-Known Member

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    You usually come across as a nice enough, harmless guy but this is disgusting. Expect this sort of ***** from Gloria's and tekkytyke
     
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    Stop jumping on the PC bandwagon just to get a virtual pat on the back . That's not disproportionate or disgusting. What is disgusting is some bloke randomly killing people . PC cliques are dull and introverted . You need to get out more .
     
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  8. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    who is that aimed at Plobby... and BTW that was not just some bloke randomly perpetrating an act of terrorism.... that was cold and calculated attack, as the arrests across the UK now show.
     
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  9. PLOBBY

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    It's was aimed at everyone who was having an easy dig at the OP .
    'Inappropriate'
    'Disgusting '
    'Ashamed'. Really? . I'm just glad 'our' democracy allows freedom of speech .
     
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  10. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    you are as bad as the OP then . Just that.
     
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  11. PLOBBY

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    Groovy ! What did the OP say that offended you so much ?
     
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  12. DusThaNoIII

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    What a hilarious sentence. ****, innit, being fair to people and not judging them on their skin colour. P.S. The likes of me are in the vast minority on here, you're in the clique, as my inbox of PMs full of abuse can attest.
     
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  13. PLOBBY

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    Who judged who on somebody's skin colour ? Am I going ******* blind here ? I've read what the OP has put a dozen times and unless it's one of those funny eye twisting holograms I cant see who he's offending .
     
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    I'd written a response, but deleted it because it'd be a waste.

    Sent from space using satellites and things
     
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    Where have I ever come out with something like that? I fully understand the need for forensics and SOC investigation.

    You want to make stuff personal. Cretin!!!
     
    Tekkytyke, Mar 23, 2017
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  16. DusThaNoIII

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    The less said about your abhorrent neanderthal views the better, pal.
     
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  17. Gloria Stitts

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    Eh?

    I am fully up to date with the present politically correct terms and would have said "overweight middle-aged Asian man".
     
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    Ah right I've got it now ...it's children's hour . Sleep tight little ones .
     
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    I'd have said 'man' but each to their own.
     
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    Well, I felt the OP's comment was a bit daft but some of the over-reactions on here are pathetic.
     
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