I used to look down my nose a bit at blokes with brollies and think "just pull your hood up mate; you're a bloke FFS" Then I got fed up of ending up with soaking trousers on a train platform and wouldn't be without one.
Hoods? Hoods? who wears a hood? Aren't hoods for girlies? Big golf brollies rule Sez this bloke that's just taken his dog out in shorts, polo shirt and a brolly
I like them little pink cat like ones...ya'kown they've got like little black ears on top, awwww they are soooooo cutsie wutsie
I use an umbrella, but sadly my testcles have involuntarily began to reduce in size since I started doing so. I've also noticed my voice is less deep since I started doing the ironing and my penis has actually shrivelled to a wither since I talked about my feelings.