been linked with this lad apparently, 6ft 1in striker, not managed to find any of his stats but it's supposedly involving a swap deal with one our forwards? Possibly bull **** by the way, it's from that Alan Nixon's Nannan.
I'm sure there would be a couple on here who would still claim he'd do a better job than Bradshaw and Payne despite him being dead for 10 years that's for certain. Haha
Just found out a bit more about this lad. He is the son of Kinks frontman, Ray Davies, and once got bound over for smashing up a phone box because KFC forgot to put his chicken gravy in with his order. Once won a corner for Southend over 35s which is in the 'Whose Who Of Southend FC' as he was only 15, with a full beard, at the time. Hecky'll polish this lad up. Int telly crap on Thursdays?!
Aye but there's thousands more that are rumoured and never materialise. When was the last time we were involved in a swap deal. I don't actually remember one, although I am tired.
He has a copy of Nirvana's nevermind album signed by the Smashing Pumpkins. He owns 113 bone China plates. His high-school nickname was 'Wallpaper paste' but nobody has ever been sure why. Contrary to popular belief, Reg in this instance is short for Registration as opposed to Reginald. He is a blue belt in chess-karate.
Turns out Nixons Nannan likes an anagram now and again. The silly old buggers had a few sherrys. It's ******* Dave Regis she's on about. I've deleted her straight off Twitter don't you worry. Sorry for inconvenience.
Southend gave us £100k and Dave Regis for Rammell. In hindsight they should have just given us £50k for Rammell and it would've been a good deal all round.....
She hardly touched a drop by all accounts . Here's her itinerary. Sherry at Christmas, Whiskey new year, Champagne on birthdays . Wine at Easter,. Gin on Whitsuntide. And every other Monday, Tues,we'd,Friday,Saturday it's beer . Sunday it's stout with dinner, And every other day she's not on beer it's lager..