If you could make it possible to un-read things too then visits to the BBS would be a whole lot safer.
Good idea, I'll bear it in mind. I'll also make it possible to forget things on purpose, to sleep in advance, and I'll redesign the knee so you can play sport with it. Hangovers will be a thing of the past, and raw carrots will taste like fillet steak.
Yes, I got it from the Alan Partridge Facebook group. In case anyone doesn't watch the programme it was one of his running jokes concerning an old pair of 70s style shorts with a perished gusset that he would often wear around the caravan when secretary Lynn called
This was the photograph which inspired the American brothers Thomas and John Knoll to develop Photoshop in 1987. Allegedly.