What do you want from this takeover?

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    Provided the financial backing is there and they are prepared to take the club to the next level, personally I would like to see the following, in no particular order of preference:

    1. Chris Wilder paid out of his contract and hired as a half time draw seller dressed in a leotard.

    2. Brian Deane handing out leaflets on the dangers of VD.

    3. Martin Bullock on 30 grand a week serving free Sambucas in West Upper.

    4. Stray cats allowed in away end.

    5. Nigel Spackman finally replacing Michael Barrymore as presenter of Strike it Lucky.
     
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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    1. Perhaps funding the major structural faults of the stands at both Sheffield clubs. They currently face the pitch which makes it less ideal for the home fans to stare at each other and wave and cheer in mutual admiration of the massiveness that they perceive themselves to be.

    2. Make my seat comfiest with heating.
    That'll do for now
     
    Tarntyke, Aug 24, 2017
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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    Chop sticks to eat our balti pies with
     
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    Start nobbiling a few refs, seems to work for them Wednesday tossers
     
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    Brian the Blade placed in stocks in the ponty car park so we can throw canned fruit at him ....
     
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    Nice west stand cat .
     
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    1) Players to come out of the tunnel under one of them chinese dragon get ups, preferably in their team colours.

    2) A little bowl of rose water under my seat to wash my hands or in case i cant quite wait till half time

    3) Chinese firecrackers handed out to all u10s who can run around all game throwing them at anyone they feel like.

    4) Soy Sauce added to the condiment kart

    5) Gun turrets aimed at the away end in case they score
     
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    Toby Tyke replaced with one of them gold cats with the wavy hand.
     
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    Someone who will start stirring rumours down at Hillsborough that we are interested in Fletcher, Hooper, Winnall and Rhodes and hope to start negotiations very shortly.
    Then listen to them piggies squeal.
     
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    I hope you mean when the fruit is still in the tin.....
     
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    Someone with enough coin to also buy the Wendies and make them our U23 team, and the Blades so we can branch out into Gaelic Rules....
     
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    Tbh the financial backing will be put on the club ie assets the owners will not lose out on this choose whichever way our fortunes run.imo
     
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