You're in charge of transfers and new owners provides you with a big fund boost

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  1. OnGoingCloud1887

    OnGoingCloud1887 Well-Known Member

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    What would you do?

    I'd sing Conor Hourihane & Marley Watkins in January. Perfect signings who would push this promising new bunch of lads towards Premier League promotion without spending huge amounts of money!
     
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    As long as I got Sherzinger as my mentor, i'll sing anything.
     
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    I'd say: "Here tha are, Hecky. A big pile of cash. Spend it on who you want, pal."
     
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    OnGoingCloud1887 Well-Known Member

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    Heckys head coach, buying players is not in his job description
     
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    He's a good singer though. There's no lock on his bog door.!
     
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    Too easy, £8m to bring back Conor, give him a 6 year deal and build a statue. Don't need anyone else

    ... probably realistically sign Jodi Jones from Coventry
     
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    Andy Rammell, Stuart Rimmer and the ghost of Stevie Cooper.
     
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    I'd pour the money into cloning research to try and create a 26 year old version of Paul Futcher. I'd probably chuck in some of Rik Mayall's DNA, just to make him smile a bit more often.
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    And Julian Broddle's hair obviously.
     
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    Why sing?
     
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    It's important that any new signings harmonise with the existing squad quickly, otherwise there is too much risk of off-key performances. Getting Conor back would hit all the right notes for me.
     
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    He might be our new chairman .
     
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    Having said that I think the West Stand cat could be the new Chairman .....
    Chairman Miaow
     
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    We need @Jay on the job. He's a dab hand with photoshop, so I'm sure he could knock up a decent blueprint for the project.
     
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