When was the last time

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Leave that bone alone by the devil's doorbells.

    A guaranteed Christmas number 1
     
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    Yep, a Christmas Number 1 would be a fitting climax.
     
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    "Save your soul and don't touch your hole".....advertising slogan of the millennium ?

    :D:D:D
     
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    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    If only you'ld had one of these as a nipper.....

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    I feel sorry for all those chickens that get choked, and all those bishops that get bashed.
    And why are most 'bankers' married men, when surely they can have it freely as much as they want ?. :p
     
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    I once got a job at turkey farm and we had to w@nk the male birds off before wringing their necks....you can laugh....... it makes the meat on male turkeys sweeter ...google it....
    There i was, sat at the conveyor belt ( imagine it) going w@nk w@nk w@nk neck neck neck
    when all of a sudden one of the turkeys came down the belt going Gobble Gobble Gobble

    i thought cheeky *******......no way....... you can settle for a w@nk like all the rest
     
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    We could have "Ooops, I've done it again" as the B side.
     
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    Quite a few years ago a mate of mine (yes it was! ) was watching one of the late night porn channels after his Mrs had gone to bed, so there he was tissues by his side and mid throttle when he heard his Mrs coming downstairs, in sheer panic he hit a random set of numbers on his remote only for his wife to be confronted with her hubby tissue in hand watching 2 sailors boys rogering each other, he still gets called pugwash to this day, fair play for telling us like
     
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    Was this mate Whitey? ;)
     
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    I shall attempt to raise the tone of this thread by referring you all to Shakespeare's Sonnet No 129.
     
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    I regularly masterbate whilst watching Adam Hammills Wembley goals
     
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    Nah, he openly watches gay porn, doesn't try to hide it, even wears flared leather chaps and a cowboy hat for the occasion
     
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    I nearly died in 1997 after the promotion season. I still can't look at photos of Clint.
     
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    I'm currently editing a book of four essays for SeeingEar (a charity for blind and print disabled people) and one of them is entitled 'Male Nipples and Clitoral Ripples'. I'm not even joking.

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    I take it all must be spoken with feeling.
     
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