Owls break World Record

MarioKempes · Sep 4, 2017

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Yes, but you didn't see my daughter's birthday cake after I "decorated" it. I refused point blank to buy a cake as they're ridiculously expensive and usually taste rancid, so I decided to make it myself. Did a test run and it was extremely good, so I repeated the recipe the day before the party, covered it with chocolate icing, and went to bed feeling smug. It was in the morning when I attempted to write "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISLA" using M&M's, when things started to go extremely pear-shaped. First of all I ran out of space. Thinking that "HAPPY BIRTHDA ISL" would not really be acceptable, I took the M&M's off again, and changed it to "ISLA 6". It was looking pretty terrible by this point, but at least it was legible so I whacked it back in the fridge, covered with a plate so my missus couldn't see my "handiwork", and start insisting that we should have bought a cake. Just before setting off to the party, I look it back out, and to my horror the M&M's shells had all melted into the icing, leaving an illegible brown and multicoloured mess. Very luckily, I'd resisted the temptation to scoff the remaining M&M's, so I was able just to cover the whole of the top of the cake in them. It still looked utterly ****, but the kids obviously didn't care. When my missus quizzed the lack of promised writing on top of the cake, I made some excuse that "it wasn't fair on the Russian kids who wouldn't be able to read it." She looked a little skeptical (though was forced to admit that it tasted far better than a bought one).
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Ha that's funny and a great example of why I buy cakes. Having said that and despite not having seen your cake I am confident that you could have booted it around the kitchen, scraped it all back up and just chucked it on a plate and it would still have been more aesthetically pleasing than the S6 abomination.

Merde Tete · Sep 4, 2017

MarioKempes said: ↑

Ha that's funny and a great example of why I buy cakes. Having said that and despite not having seen your cake I am confident that you could have booted it around the kitchen, scraped it all back up and just chucked it on a plate and it would still have been more aesthetically pleasing than the S6 abomination.
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Well, mine was at least a reasonably regular circular shape! That thing looks like a snowman two days after the thaw set in.

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