That first one is a portrait in shiftiness and the second one looks like you've just been slipped an envelope full of fivers!
An old workmate of mine went out for a lads night out and decided to visit a strip club. He was most surprised to find his partner was one of the dancers. Apparently he'd done a load of overtime to pay for breast surgery and she went straight out and got a job showing them off for money and he knew nothing about it. The break-up was that bad he spent the next few weeks living in the corner of the office until he could sort something else out.