I know this bloke who works at a factory in Barnsley

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    #1 Young Nudger, Sep 25, 2017
    .....what they do is buy expensive used tools and reshape and sharpen them.
    I've heard that the owner hasn't fitted safety locks to the windows - consequently robbers have been in and stolen some of the machines and tools.
    Thing is - I've heard that some that work there are blaming the head machinist for the break in.
     
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    #2 Tarntyke, Sep 25, 2017
    A working factory in Tarn, gi or wi thee. Seriously, have you been awake all night thinking of that analogy?
     
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    #3 YTBFC, Sep 25, 2017
    Cuckoo.
     
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    #4 Red CB, Sep 25, 2017
    I tell you what , why dont you apply for a job at the factory , use all your skills & make sure there are no more break ins . Its simple YN , stop moaning , do something about it !
     
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    #5 Stahlrost, Sep 25, 2017
    They obviously pinched the sharpest tool in the box.
     
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    #6 Spuggy, Sep 25, 2017
    Maybe some of these 'tools' haven't actually been stolen, but sold off for a sizable profit, in order to buy more tools and keep the factory running?
     
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    #7 Jack Tatty, Sep 25, 2017
    Crystal meth night again.
     
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    #8 SuperTyke, Sep 25, 2017
    I like a good analogy but this isn't a good analogy.

    I'd love to know what the factory is called because I can't think of anywhere in Barnsley that have a reputation for buying expensive used tools. I know of one particular relevant company who do exactly the opposite of this but some people are probably too thick to realise the difference between expensive used and cheap raw materials
     
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    #9 Bossman, Sep 25, 2017
    I thought you were going to say that he swears he's Elvis
     
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    #10 Conan Troutman, Sep 25, 2017
    So if you don't work for the "factory" you can't have an opinion.

    Close this board.
     
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    #11 scarf, Sep 25, 2017
    That's his opinion.
     
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    #12 RedKestrel, Sep 25, 2017
    l.o.l.
     
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    #13 Red CB, Sep 25, 2017
    So what you are saying, is that if someone opens a thread on a forum , I am not allowed an opinion , just because you dont like my view
     
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    #14 Jack Tatty, Sep 25, 2017

    I must have re-read this post half a dozen times and it gets more and more stupid with ever read.
     
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    #15 Stahlrost, Sep 25, 2017
    We still need another 5 screwdrivers.
     
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    #16 SuperTyke, Sep 25, 2017
    You are as entitled to your opinion as everyone else but it's a bit **** when that opinion is 'unless you have the money to run the club yourself then stop moaning' which is what a few people have hinted at and some outright stated
     
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    #17 Conan Troutman, Sep 25, 2017
    You're allowed it. I just thought it was total bunkum. Carry on as you see fit.
     
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    #18 Spuggy, Sep 25, 2017
    I'd absolutley love to know how long it took him to think of it. Then again, there's probably always something stupid at the forefront of his mind.
     
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    #19 Red CB, Sep 25, 2017
    Sorry, I didn"t realise it was a dig at the club, I thought it was about a factory
     
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    #20 SuperTyke, Sep 25, 2017
    No you didn't.
     
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