On that note, I was in Gibraltar yesterday, and decided that it would make economic sense to buy a monkey spunk moped. So many more monkeys than filling stations. I just hope Mickey is willing to sell his.
He looked into it but there was a distinct lack of fuel in Monk Bretton. As soon as they produce a hybrid version which also runs off Staffordshire bull terrier smegma, he's in.
If ever a day goes by when I don't have a little chortle about Dick Advocaat, I'm going to have serious words with myself. It's just plain funny. No point trying to add anything because it's unbeatable. It's an egg based liqueur supplemented with ****. What's not to laugh at.