Other than wearing women's clothes, I'm a Drama Queen of the highest order. For some reason, Danny La Rue leaped into mind.
I'd sentence you to watching us for 97 minutes again at the Sty on Saturday but the fine to get in is so outrageous I will settle for forcing you to listen to the commentary I was a saint on Saturday - I didnt swear or criticise the ref or our players once The above statement is literally true due to the word "once" being on the end
I can't carry on like the 80%. I'm sat in the Family Stand but, in my defence, I cuss silently so I'm not that soulless.
If you were trying to attack him for wafting the papers...you're out of order, accidents happen....if it was for wearing flairs that's a different story.
By the time I dropped you off we were laughing again! The lasses at work don’t understand me when I tell them about how football gets to us. One of them, a psychology tutor, says it’s all to do with testosterone. Studies have shown that watching sport can lead to a rise in our testosterone levels. We either rage and fight.....or bonk our brains out! You’re a good bloke Kev, but stick to the raging!