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  1. shenk1

    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    ****....can I go yet miss ?
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    shudda gone at brek time yer know the rools.
     
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    Have you got a medical problem?
     
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    If you can extract your own urine, why do you need permission?
     
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    I must have had at least 15 today. 1 at home before I set off, 1 before kick-off, 1 at half-time, 1 at home after the match on the way to a curry house (had to call in as had run out of dosh), 1 on arrival at curry house, 2 more during meal, 1 just after paying bill, 1 on way home (in a quiet country lane) after dropping friend off, last one when I got in. That's since 1pm. That's proper bladder work that is.
     
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    Good job your not in my class ain't it?
     
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    I'm sure I'd learn loads if I were.
     
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    At least you would be able to control your bladder better.
     
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    We've all heard the phrase "what goes up, must come down". In my case it's "what goes in, must come out".

    Anyway, got to nip off, back in 2 shakes...
     
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    All I wanted to know was.....hang on a minute.....
     
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    Read that as bladderwort no wonder thi sac is forever filling.
     
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    Almost as full as my space hoppers...
     
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    Good job you're not teaching kids how to spell isn't it?
     
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    I deliberately wrote it like that.
     
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    The pervert has posted the exact same thing on the ukmix forums, the giant bomb forums, social anxiety support forums, girls forum, collabaroo forums.

    All with slightly different and contradictory bits of information posted. Changing school year, changing stance on emergency, changing length of service as a teacher etc.

    Clearly a nonce who loves talking about kids toilet habits.
     
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    Cheers for info.
     
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    Yay Ya back mate .... you've been missed around here.
     
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    Very weird!
     
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