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  1. Oakwell Calling

    Oakwell Calling Well-Known Member

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    Been using this forum as a guest for quite some time, so decided to join as a member.
     
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    Have we signed Fletcher yet ?
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Welcome aboard but first you must pass an initiation test by naming a player we are looking at signing.
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Describe Phil Gridelet.
     
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    Part 4

    COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING POPULAR CHANTS

    1. People say that football's boring
    ****** ******'s always scoring....

    a) Brek Shea
    b) Phil Gridelet
    c) Ronnie Glavin

    2. You're going home in a ******* *********

    a) 446 bus
    b) Mate's car
    c) F**king ambulance

    3. You're in the valley, the valley of ******

    a) the kings
    b) the dolls
    c) death

    4. Get ******** on!

    a) Rammell
    b) er....
    c) Rammell
     
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  6. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    That’s probably the best description of him ever
     
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    PMSL not even close to the exact content of the acceptance exam Roy

    The New exam openly asks how often you jerk off do you shave your nuts who would you secretly bonk have you ever thought of batting for the other side
    Do you know bossmans GF
    Are you a happy clapper.....if so you might like to watch bossmans GF
    He likes a audience
    Do you know what GF stands for
    Any tips on circumcision
    Do you believe everything you read
    How often are you prone to throwing the teddy bear out of the pram
    Do you do squirrel porn


    If you can answer this these questions are **** without the swear filter kicking in yet openly allow you to say ******* then youve passed

    Welcome to the mad house lol
     
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    This his the poster that told me the fletcher rumour

    Ban him

    Only joking

    Welcome to the board
     
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    Ask yourself how easily you can change a thread that starts "we've signed johnny weismuller" into "I enjoy eating crab sticks on Scarborough seafront" after several pages.
    Only then will you be entitled to enter the topsy turvy arse-about-face world of this forum, cos gad, it happens all the bleedin' time.
     
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    Welcome on board, mate.
     
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    Assuming you are Martin New, welcome on board and thanks for the memories. We need more of your sort on here. Well, four more now that you've joined.
     
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    Thanks for the replies, will be expecting many years of transfer rumours ;)
     
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    Squirrel porn


    Now added to the acceptance exam
    PMSL
     
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    hehehehe now he was a proper tommy tanker! Jesus! Remember his interview on Radio Sheffield when he first came and he convinced me he was going to be a star and a future BFC legend! FFS, wouldn't get in the Staincross Ladies team. Did he actually play or just make up excuses not to?
     
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