Medicals.....the wife came home from the docs full of herself saying The doctor says I've got the looks of a much younger woman ive got legs of a 20 year old breasts of a 23 year old. ...i chipped in asking did he say anything about your fat 61yearold arsehole .... She replied.....sorry love your name never cropped up in conversation Arrr 2hat lol
that's a coincidence.... My wife answered the phone the other day to a pervy heavy breather , lustily he said... "I bet you have tight little hairless arse" to which she replied "yes he's sat on the sofa watching TV, who shall I say has called"
I'd say you've started fairly early, but you never stop do you? There's people our there who can help you mate.