I must admit that watching it live, I thought that Cavare had whacked the Fulham bloke in the head. He actually pushed him in the back, stupidly but nowhere near as dangerously as it initially seemed. Had Mallan's head not been unfortunately placed, it all would have been less dramatic. The ref got it right. I got it wrong in expressing that Cavare should not play for us again. Though if he does owt else like that this season, then he ought to be niftily on his velo.
Well he might be a bit less racist than me. I've never liked people from Grimethorpe. Can't trust them can you
Well you don't weigh much but then I'm not very strong so I think it's best if I treat you with suspicion.
He had a chinese mother - so? Every time I read sh@te like this it makes me think the fan gene pool could do with a bit of input....
Not really. You were bragging about your sexual exploits, and I was just curious to see how far you went....you haven't answered the question btw...so I assume the answer is yes....
We’ve got a live one here I see. No, I have never loved a man or been loved by a man. A man has never touched my penis either. I’m looking forward to the rest of your material though.
You do realise that you have a multiple choice question right? Do you prefer chicken or pork? You haven't answered? Then I will assume the answer is yes. What a pillock
Well if you want that to change just give me a shout. I'm sure I'll be able to get hold of Jay for you
Have you touched a man's penis though? (I really don't need or want an answer, it's just you left it ambiguous).