Almost a perfect signing! Adhering precisely to the club's business model. We sold him for more than we bought him for and we didn't even have to bother with any of that silly football malarkey. Pity he had to come over to England and waste money on air fares. In future we'll buy players and allow them to sit at home until we can sell them at a profit. We can then close down the expensive football arm of the corporation and stick rigidly to making money by exploiting FIFA's bizarre rules on the trade of human beings.
Goodbye Christoph. Though we hardly knew you - you preferred to live in Vienna rather than Barnsley. Can't say I blame you....